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Picking Up Attributes From Today
by Panda Reunion
In Heaven's Vault Continent, Colossal Dragons, Titans, Beast People, Fairies, Magical Beasts, and other races reign supreme!Humans are treated like slaves and lowlifes, while Dragon People act all high and mighty and consider themselves nobility!However, a new addition will rock the boat and overturn the status quo!His name is Meng Lei, and he is a human from Earth that transmigrated to become a... villager! Or so he thought, as he had yet to unlock The Most Powerful Pickup System!"Ding! Dropped…
The Sacred Ruins
by Chen Dong
To rise from defeat; to revive amidst the dissipation. As the vast oceans turn to dust and the thunder and lightning fade away,That strand of spiritual mist once again approaches our great world. With the shackles that bound our world now severed—A whole new world of mystery and wonder awaits, As we turn the corner...------The Sacred RuinsIs a story set in a post-apocalyptic world. A world that has recovered to a state that is roughly equal to our own world in terms of technology and culture, al…
The K-Pop Dream
by CountSpankula
Dylan was an ordinary 18 year old with a particular taste for the older girls. What will happen when one day he finds himself in the past possessing a body no longer his own.Dylan: "Where am I?""OMG i'm hot!?""Its time to .duh duh duh. Pick up noonas!"How far will cheesy pickup lines and knowledge of the future take him ? Its anyones guess*Picture does not belong to me. All rights and credit belong to the original author*Also if anyone wants to buy me a coffee. Here is a dead patreon where there…
Xyrin Empire
by Yuan Tong
The legendary tale of the Xyrin Empire is not about its struggles... or the tempest of another world or some cultivation myth. This is a super-serious, super-hard sci-fi novel about saving the world. Take what I’m saying seriously... Not.Okay, this is just a funny story about a deceptive human emperor, bringing his bunch of slippery alien leaders to have fun saving the world every day.Chen Jun is an unmotivated otaku who turns into the Emperor of an ancient intergalactic magic sci-fi empire. Wit…
A Princess Reborn
by Authorprincessjody
Lina Carter, a fearless ex-soldier, never expected her life to end in a tragic accident or to wake up in someone else's body. Reincarnated as Princess Isabella, a timid royal trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Nicholas Henry, Lina soon discovers the dark truth behind Isabella's fate.But Lina is no fragile princess. Determined to make the most of her new life, she transforms into a force to be reckoned with, outwitting the scheming prince and his secret lover. With humor, strength, and cunn…
The Accidental Bride
by Chhavi Gupta
She goes to a wedding but ends up being the bride...Priya, a sweet beautiful girl, has a huge crush on Rahul in spite of the fact that he always ignored her... She still has eyes only for him. Her heart gets shattered into a thousand pieces when she gets to know that Rahul is getting married to his girlfriend... The events turn around and she has to marry him to save his family's name. Join their journey to see how the cute, funny and romantic incidents bring them together.
Pickup Man
by Deirdre O'Dare
High school librarian Jana's best friends Kim and Tracy accuse her of being a professional spinster, still single at twenty-seven. On a bet with them on the weekend of the big rodeo, Jana goes to the favorite night spot of the rodeo crowd to try to pick up a cowboy.<br><br>Before the night is over, she knows the steak dinner she'll win from her friends is by far the least of her prizes. Once she gets acquainted with Ty, the phrase "ride 'em cowboy" takes on a whole new meaning. She just might ru…
Reborn As An Interstellar Giant Mosquito
by Step leap
A bloodsucking mosquito with the soul of a student, seeking revenge, rose from being weak to powerful, step by step from this unassuming life planet 'Earth', becoming a powerful force in the entire universe!Literary version: Reborn as a larva, striving for self-improvement, and ultimately transforming into a terrifying giant mosquito. From then on, I roamed freely across the universe, traveling the vast universe's starry sky!Passionate version: You weak cosmic creatures! I'm using my mouthparts …
Reincarnated In A World of Silly Women
by TheLastMan
Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous.One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world.Author's Notes:I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intrigu…
The Fluffy Adventures of the Reincarnated Vampire (GL)
by WeebWrites96
Hello, everyone it's your favorite cuddly and fluffy vampire princess, Lily! I am here to ask you to give this story of mine a try. Ahh, you need incentive. Well, I have lots of cute brides that all have unique personalities, and I believe you will love this very heartwarming and fluffy story , but don't let it fool you, there are surprises along the way. There are also plenty of funny and embarrassing moments for me as well, such as the time I yelled,"I No Longer Have My "Son," Thank You, Godde…
Mafia’s Revenge
by goldenwriter172
“I’m being forced to marry the Cruel Mafia Boss.”Joanna Smith’s perfect life suddenly took a drastic turn when the Cruel Mafia Boss demanded for her to be his new bride.“Do you wish to know why I married a fragile woman like you?” He had asked her, his voice dripping with coldness.Joanna nods her head, wanting to know the reason behind her marriage to such a dangerous man.“You are paying a debt, sweetheart! A debt your father refused to pay off before his death!” He laughed metaphorically, as th…
The Legend of Fuyao
by World Convergence
While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her.Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate…
The Lycan Queen Reborn
by dpenofdestiny
"You're not supposed to exist.""Funny. I was just thinking the same about you."Penelope has spent her whole life being reminded she’s nothing—no wolf, no family, no future. Just a broken girl stuck at the bottom of the pack’s food chain.Until the night everything snaps.One murder. One mistake. One mate she never chose.Now the girl they ignored is glowing with a power no one can explain. Witches are watching. Vampires are circling. Alphas are kneeling—or bleeding. And Penelope? She’s not running …
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by alda_jasmine
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Forced To Be His Bride-Fated To Be His Mate.
by Eliza Selmer
Fate can be a funny thing. One minute, you are the beloved daughter of a powerful alpha, and the next, you're nothing more than a tool used to join forces with another strong pack. And if you don't go along with what is expected of you, the one who is using you for personal gain will make your life a living hell and destroy anything that is precious to you.Because of this, Denali Ozera finds herself married to the cold and ruthless Rosco Torres, alpha of the Crystal Fang pack and enemy not only …
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Dragged Into Another World Because of My Otaku Friend
by AkaShion
Everyone dreams of being summoned to a magical world.Except me...I am Alan, thirty years old, white-collar worker, no hobbies and has one annoying best friend named Bob.Bob is an anime-obsessed otaku whose life goal is to become the hero of an isekai world.But me, I just wanted to go home, take a shower and sleep.But one day, Bob opened a portal to another world in his room.And guess who got sucked in with him?Now Bob become The Chosen One, blessed by world with magic and legendary weapons.Me? I…
I Am Not A Detective
by Seabed Walker
A smart and handsome young man unexpectedly travels through Hokkaido and meets a calm and intelligent black long straight detective girl. In this world where the Japanese police are known as the "salaried barrel group," they work together to cleverly reason and solve countless suspenseful problems... Of course, this is impossible. What is actually being said here is that a young boy was struck by lightning and crossed Hokkaido. By chance, he unexpectedly met a foolish detective girl who was know…